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August 10th, 2011

Notable Native

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July 19th, 2011
Murdoch Eats Humble Pie

Murdoch Eats Humble Pie

July 15th, 2011
Nerf Cyber Stryke Warrior For about seventy-five bucks you can arm yourself (which apparently includes turning one of your hands into a machine gun) against any type of cyber attack from ne’er-do-well foreign nationals looking to hack your world. Bugle boy blue jeans not included. [VIA]

Nerf Cyber Stryke Warrior

For about seventy-five bucks you can arm yourself (which apparently includes turning one of your hands into a machine gun) against any type of cyber attack from ne’er-do-well foreign nationals looking to hack your world.

Bugle boy blue jeans not included.

[VIA]

July 13th, 2011
Foul Mouthed Transformers “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). Much of Chicago is wiped out. And where did those toys learn all those bad words? Read the review here.

Foul Mouthed Transformers

“Transformers: Dark of the Moon” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). Much of Chicago is wiped out. And where did those toys learn all those bad words?

Read the review here.

July 12th, 2011
New Aunt Beru BBQ sauce! Charred and Zesty

New Aunt Beru BBQ sauce! Charred and Zesty

Is this your first time at Outback?!

Is this your first time at Outback?!

July 8th, 2011

Sarah Palin’s THE UNDEFEATED trailer now with 25% more explosions! Smell-o-vision! 4-D!

‘The Undefeated’ follows the life and political career of Sarah Palin. Sadly, this isn’t a remake to 1969’s ‘The Undefeated’ starring John Wayne and Rock Hudson in which ex-Union Colonel John Henry Thomas (Wayne) and ex-Confederate Colonel James Langdon (Hudson) are leading two disparate groups of people through strife-torn Mexico.

If this had Rusted Root’s ‘Send Me On My Way’ playing over it I’d be a swing vote in 2012.

June 28th, 2011
Actually You Married A Bottlenose Dolphin! Coming this Fall to FOX! Twenty-six women from around the globe will compete for the heart of TV’s most eligible bachelor: Keith, a 29 year-old patent attorney from Calabasas. Only after Keith proposes to and promptly marries our winning contestant will it be revealed - ON LIVE TV- that Keith, a well-read, self described sushi fanatic, isn’t actually a patent attorney, but a bottlenose dolphin!

Actually You Married A Bottlenose Dolphin! Coming this Fall to FOX!

Twenty-six women from around the globe will compete for the heart of TV’s most eligible bachelor: Keith, a 29 year-old patent attorney from Calabasas.


Only after Keith proposes to and promptly marries our winning contestant will it be revealed - ON LIVE TV- that Keith, a well-read, self described sushi fanatic, isn’t actually a patent attorney, but a bottlenose dolphin!

June 23rd, 2011
The Official Wimbledon Grunt Rebuttal @Grantland33 #GrantlandCartoonCampaign Ian Ritchie, the chief executive of the All England Lawn and Tennis Club, told the Daily Telegraph Wednesday that women who grunt too loudly on the court are annoying their opponents - and the fans. Read more at CBS News here.

The Official Wimbledon Grunt Rebuttal @Grantland33 #GrantlandCartoonCampaign

Ian Ritchie, the chief executive of the All England Lawn and Tennis Club, told the Daily Telegraph Wednesday that women who grunt too loudly on the court are annoying their opponents - and the fans.

Read more at CBS News here.

June 22nd, 2011
Give Me Thin Mints Or Give Me Death! #TellYourGodToReadyForSamoas

Give Me Thin Mints Or Give Me Death!

#TellYourGodToReadyForSamoas